Weekly Recap - Loss of Confidence
Christopher Zillman • May 17, 2020
A series to review the weekly "doings" of the Denver Church of Christ hosted by Chris Zillman. A combination of information, biography, philosophy and theology. Super boring. Necessary. Here are some reviews of the series:
“Fa-Fa-Fa-FanTASTIC!! The degradation of American Culture is like a child’s science project studying the spread of mold on $1 loaf of bread. I never would have thought that technology could be so accessible to the casual user so that we would see on display the full spectrum of the “Lowest Common Denominator” within the population. Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you “Weekly Recap!”. Herald to the end of hu-human intelligence.”
-Max Headroom (after being restored from an old server where he’d been trapped since 1990)
“We actually did remove the Weekly Recap! videos once. The next day they simply reappeared. So I had them removed again. That night while I slept at about 2 AM my TV automatically turned on and searched YouTube and began playing the first Weekly Recap! (universally regarded as the worst) after the quarantine. I tried turning off the TV and it wouldn’t shut down. When I finally unplugged the TV then my Amazon Echo began playing the audio from the same episode. I called my Techs that night and told them to put Weekly Recap! back where it was. So no, I won’t touch those videos ever again.”
-Dan Danielson (Facebook Quality Control Manager)
“My greatest hope is to rid the world of Weekly Recap! And then feed the starving children.”
-Angel Falsetto (when asked in the 2020 Miss USA pageant what she would change in the world if she could do anything).